Archive for November, 2008

Scientologist versus Samurai

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 29th, 2008

Scientologist Security Guard Attacked by Man with Two Samurai Swords

A security guard shot and killed a man wielding two Samurai swords Sunday on the grounds of a Scientology building in Hollywood, police said.

The unidentified man approached three guards around noon in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, Los Angeles Deputy Police Chief Terry S. Hara said.

The man was “close enough to hurt them” when one of the guards shot him, Hara said. Detectives were questioning the guard to figure out the swordsman’s motive and determine whether the shooting was justified.

Surveillance tape showed the man arriving at the center’s parking lot in a red convertible, then approaching the guards with a sword in each hand, Hara said.

“The evidence itself, it’s very, very clear,” Hara said. “The security officers were defending their safety.”

Detective Wendi Berndt told the Los Angeles Times the man was involved with the church a long time ago.

“There was a previous relationship, but it is unclear to what degree,” Berndt said.

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Can you imagine how surprising it would be to see a guy with two swords running at you? I wonder what he was up to.

See also. . .

The Scientology Episode of South Park

The Scientology Secret Library

Real Life Furbys Rediscovered

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 29th, 2008

Stack the Memory!

Posted by Emily Rugburn on November 28th, 2008

Computer Friends [ Stack the Memory ]

this video goes out to all my geeks on this holiday!
Remember: The Geek Shall Inherit!

Batman is funny, ya’ll.

Posted by Emily Rugburn on November 28th, 2008

Batman, the Comedian. And angry flyer.
for more humorous Batman, please following the following links…

Here and here

Crazy Ghost Stories

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 27th, 2008

Woman in Tanzania Killed Over Child Ghost Slave

A mob in a Tanzanian village killed two women and burned their bodies after accusing them of using witchcraft to turn a child into a ghost.

Nhumba Nolelaga, 38, and Mwanandama Ndama, 55, were attacked and murdere at Idahina village in Shinyanga district after they were implicated in the death of a seven-year-old boy.

The Citizen newspaper said the boy, Maduhu Masunga, died after he was bitten by a black mamba while sleeping.

However, at his funeral, rumours spread that he was not dead but had turned into a ghost to work in the women’s farms.

A mob formed after it was reported that the boy was seen alive under the two women’s beds.

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Medicine can also be put to more nefarious ends, as when witches use it to destroy the wealthy and politically powerful and to amass illicitly wealth and power for themselves, For example, Ihanzu witches purportedly use medicine to kill people so that they can transform them into zombies (atumbuka) who then toil at night on the witch’s plot. By killing an creating a nocturnal zombie labour force, witches misanthropically reroute others’ reproductive powers to their own illicit ends.

Loretta Lynn Calls in Expert to Deal with the Ghosts in Her Tennessee Mansion

Country legend LORETTA LYNN has called on celebrity ghost whisperer JAMES VAN PRAAGH in a bid to rid her haunted mansion of spooks.

The singer has had enough of the spirits that haunt her sprawling Tennessee home, but spirit talker Van Praagh was only able to confirm the place is riddled with ghosts – before he darted for the door.

In a chilling segment on U.S. news show The Insider, Van Praagh told Lynn he could see “blood everywhere,” adding “I think people were killed here.”

And now even Lynn is thinking about fleeing the mansion after her guest refused to spend the night – as planned.

He says, “I was going to stay the night but when they (spirits) said, ‘Get out,’ I thought, ‘I should probably get out…’ It feels like I’m in somebody’s place and they don’t want me to disrupt it.”

A Haunted College – Part 2

“I walked into the hallway and there’s no one in the basement,” he said. “There were times in the Convergence Lab that the light above me will flicker. There will be a reflection in the Mac computer that looked like someone walked behind me. And I looked behind me and no one was there.”

A Haunted College – Part 1

Nonetheless, something moved and Ost froze as she watched it move past her.

“I was hanging up door decs and there’s this pair of legs,” she said. “This pair of legs runs by. No torso. There’s just feet. I said, ‘what the (heck) was that?’”

The translucent legs ran down the hallway and disappeared. Although Ost never told Sherwood of the encounter, he would soon meet his new hall mate, too.

Ghosts in Las Vegas

Even if it happened in Vegas a hundred years ago, it apparently stays here.

Janice Oberding claims the valley is crawling with formerly human residents.

“Something Really Weird is Going On Here” Says Bivalve Man

“There were piles of dirt dumped on the outside of our house, different piles each morning until it got all the way around my house,” Trotter said. “Then it started dumping piles of dirt on my truck. We got the law involved, but they said they couldn’t do anything until we had a picture of those involved. But we could not take a picture.”

He even found ghostly specter of a skeleton within the glass of his rear window of his car. Trotter said he noticed, too, that in the mornings there was some kind of liquid in their car. “We don’t know how it got there, but it had a real bad odor.”

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Then there was the late evening when the two discovered a man lying on the ground.

“It was a human — a dark form, but we knew it was a man, we could see it by moonlight. I told Ann, ‘Go get the shotgun.’ When she come outside and handed me the shotgun, I went to raise the shotgun up to it and it knew that I was goin’ to shoot. It ran. It did not turn around and run, it ran backwards in the woods as fast as a dog,” he said.

This is real, Sturgis said. “I saw it.”

Of course, Trotter’s discovery of what he called “Indian, human bones” near and in his garden was unnerving.

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“These people across the road told us they think something’s going on strange over here because their dogs were howlin’ for an hour. Then about 3 a.m., they howl again, it’s a different kinda howlin.’ You wouldn’t believe what’s going on back here. People around here think somethin’ weird is going on here. It ain’t us, there’s somethin’ of the paranormal going on here.”

Time Traveling Ghosts from the 1930′s. . . And Darkness in the Back Yard

The first thing they noticed was the noise coming from the basement every night.

In the wee hours of the morning, just as they switched off the late night talk shows they could hear it coming up from the duct work. It sounded like a party was taking place in the large dark cellar. They could hear people’s voices in muffled conversations and strange music playing in the background. There were also distinct sounds of ice dropping into glasses and the glasses being clinked together as if in a toast.

But whenever the husband ventured down in the basement he heard nothing, and the sounds ceased to waft up through the heating system. After this happened a few times, he made a joke that perhaps he was not invited to the party.

However, it seems that his wife was invited.

One Saturday morning while she folded the laundry fresh from the dryer she smelled cigar smoke in the air, and since nobody in the house smoke, she walked around the dark basement to see where the strong smell was coming from. As she rounded an old cement support pillar she saw the man sitting in the middle of the air. He was in his late fifties and in a dark suit.

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But even more astonishing than these visual and auditory specters are the incidents that happened in the early spring of their first year at the house.

Frank and Becky had three children, a 13 year old boy, a 9 year old girl and a troublesome 5 year old boy who always got into mischief. In early April while the other children were at school, the young boy came running in the house crying. He said an evil squirrel had attacked him in the back yard and had been throwing stones at him.

The Himuro Mansion Haunting and the Origins of Fatal Frame

The most popular version of the tale states that bad karma would emerge each December (other versions simply say “toward the end of the year”) from a portal on the Mansions grounds. In order to prevent this, a maiden was chosen at birth by the master of the household and isolated from the outside world in order to prevent her from developing any ties to the outside world, which would in turn, jeopardize the effect of the ritual.

On the day of the Strangling Ritual, the maiden was bound by ropes on her ankles, wrists, and neck. The ropes were attached to teams of oxen or horses to rip her limbs from her body, quartering her. The ropes used to bind her appendages would then be soaked in her blood and laid over the gateway of the portal. They believed that this would seal off the portal for another half century until the ritual had to be repeated.

During the last recorded Strangling Ritual it is said that the maiden had fallen in love with a man who tried to save her from the ritual. This “tie” to Earth tainted her blood and spirit and ruined the ritual altogether. Upon learning of the maidens love, the master took up his sword and brutally murdered all of his family members, before finally, in fear of what would soon happen, fell upon his own blade.

This is the basis of the “haunting” of the Himuro Mansion. Local legend has it that these souls of the murdered family wander the mansion attempting to repeat the failed ritual using whomever enters the abandoned building. Blood splashes on the walls are reportedly seen, as if they were flicked from the blade of a sword that had recently sliced through flesh. Many have reported seeing spirits and apparitions dressed completely in white, rinsing cloths and preparing the grounds for the ritual.

Interest in the Himuro Mansion has peaked due to it’s inclusion into the back story of the popular game, Fatal Frame.

The Himuro Mansion is definitely something worth exploring further.

A Scanner Darkly – Online

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 26th, 2008

A Scanner Darkly, the film based on the novel by Philip K. Dick, can now be viewed in it’s entirety for free online.

Click here to see it.

Found via Francesca’s blog.

Get it now before they take it down. Or buy it.

And in other Philip K. Dick news. . .

The Philip K. Dick Android

The Phillip K. Dick Android Head Goes Missing

The Phillip K Dick Android Blog

Weird Fishes

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 24th, 2008

Weird Fishes by Jamaica Dyer

I’ve known Jamaica for a while, but it’s only recently that I’ve discovered her incredibly cool comic series. Weird Fishes jumped straight off the shelf at me. Jamaica’s work has a very impressive, very unique style. Every watercolored page is amazing, and it’s got a funny-cute story to go along with it.

I highly recommend grabbing a physical copy of Weird Fishes, and you can read the entire series for free online as well.

Weird Fishes – First Comic
Weird Fishes – Newest
The Official Jamaica Dyer Homepage
The Official Jamaica Dyer Blog
The Weird Fishes Comic Group on Facebook

Make sure to check out the comics section of Jamaica’s homepage too. It turns out Dee and Sam had earlier adventures together in Devour The Child.

Dalai Lama Unleashes Revolutionary New Reincarnation Techniques

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 22nd, 2008

Deciding that they should be the ones to appoint all future Lamas, in an attempt to gain the upper hand in the mindspace of the people of Tibet in their struggle against them for independence, the Chinese government recently enacted a law giving themselves full authority over all reincarnations.

Well played China. Well played.

But the Dalai Lama knows how to play the game as well.

In response, at the end of 2007, the Dalai Lama proposed to hold a referendum among his millions of followers on whether he should be reincarnated at all, and, if the vote was in favor, to determine his reincarnation while he was still alive. He cited the example of one of his teachers as a precedent for a lama being reincarnated while still alive. But he also indicated that he would not be reborn in China or any other country which is “not free.”

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In turn, the Dalai Lama has raised the possibility to forgo his rebirth, or to be reborn while still alive so that he, not China, can choose his successor.

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The Dalai Lama has even suggested reincarnating as a woman.

I find it incredibly interesting that the Dalai Lama, a being who’s existence spans at least fourteen lifetimes, is now reincarnating only in free countries in order to stay free of the grasp of the ancient empire which seeks to trap and control him within it’s borders. That is, of course, unless he chooses not to reincarnate at all and instead transcends to a higher dimension.

I certainly hope they aren’t using Dielbolds to count the votes in that referendum, it would be an easy way for the Chinese to finally remove the Dalai Lama from this level of reality (at least for a while).

What’s especially interesting about this strange game of espionage and rebirth is how important it actually is to the future of Tibet, China, and the rest of the world, as well as to the lives of the individuals involved.

In 1995, China showed how it would deal with the reincarnation issue if they didn’t agree with a Tibetan selection. Beijing rejected the Dalai Lama’s choice of a 6-year-old boy as the successor of the 10th Panchen Lama, Tibet’s second holiest figure who had died in 1989. China proceeded to choose its own 11th Panchen, and the boy the Dalai Lama selected was never heard from again.

Martin Scorsese made an amazing film in 1997, possibly his best, called Kundun, about the life of the Dalai Lama and the invasion of Tibet by China. If you haven’t seen it yet you really should.

Meanwhile, in the jungles of Nepal. . .

A Nepalese teenager revered by many as a reincarnation of Buddha has returned to the jungle to meditate after emerging for less than two weeks, officials said Saturday.

Ram Bahadur Bamjan, 18, reappeared on Nov. 10 after several months of meditation to bless thousands of his followers, speaking to them on at least two occasions.

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Ram has had various strange happenings attributed to him. His clothes spontaneously combusting, being impervious to a poisonous snakebite and the strangest one of all – apparently exisiting without food or water for six months during a deep meditation under his banyan tree. He was also prone to disappearing, causing his followers to become concerned for him.

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M.I.A.’s Glowing Dress From The Future

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 14th, 2008

Another reason why I need to see her live.

Those shoes are pretty amazing too.

Found via her myspace page.

To quote M.I.A.

I LOVE MY DRESS! I FEEL LIKE AN ALIEN FROM OUT OF SPACE!

M.I.A. has a lot of cool clothes for sale on her site now, (especially “Mexico Body”) but as far as I know the glowing dress is not yet for sale.

The girl has style.

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UFO Exploits

Posted by KirkUltra7 on November 13th, 2008

New Yorker’s Stand By 1980′s Westchester UFO Sightings

One generation ago, a boomerang-shaped object as bright as a city street and as big as a football field appeared in the night skies over southern New York state, drawing such mixed reactions from some 7,200 witnesses that it never turned into the cosmic public event that it really was.

Now, 25 years after the well-documented but not necessarily well-remembered UFO phenomenon put Putnam and Westchester counties on the map as paranormal hot spots, the massive case study that has resulted is elevating the Lower Hudson Valley to the status of one of the three major UFO vortexes in the world.

The other two are Stonehenge, England, and Sedona, Ariz.

In a land with a heritage that celebrates Washington Irving’s iconic Headless Horseman every Halloween, the sightings are also yielding new theories about why these quiet suburbs apparently are so haunted.

The most fantastic theory is developed in four books by one high-profile UFO investigator who teaches middle-school science in White Plains, N.Y. He believes that ancient European explorers built stone chambers in nearby Putnam to mark anomalies in the Earth’s magnetic field that may open windows into the fourth dimension, thereby giving the supernatural universe a portal into suburban life.

Airliner had Near Miss with UFO

A passenger jet bound for Heathrow Airport had a near miss with a UFO, Ministry of Defence files reveal.

The captain of the Alitalia airliner shouted “Look out” to his co-pilot at the sight of a brown missile-shaped object shooting past them overhead.

Civil Aviation Authority and military investigations could not explain the 1991 incident near Lydd in Kent.

The unsolved close encounter features in UFO-related military documents made available by the National Archives.

After ruling out the object flying past the Alitalia jet being a missile, weather balloon or space rocket, the MoD closed the inquiry.

Michael Howard and the Lydd UFO

Euro M.P. Mark Watts did try unsuccessfully to obtain further information relating to the Burmarsh incident and a year was almost to pass before the next major chapter in this story was to take place.

Jerry Anderson went to Waterstones book shop in Canterbury where Tim Good was giving a talk about his new book. Afterwards a man approached Jerry enquiring if he had investigated the Burmarsh Incident. The man went on to explain that he was a neighbour of Michael Howard’s and that he and his wife had been awoken in the early hours of 8th March 1997 by a commotion coming from the politician’s house.

He described how there were a lot of people running round and shouting and that they were under the impression that armed police guards were present. All of this was accompanied by a helicopter hovering overhead and a searchlight scanning the area.

This searchlight, however, was not scanning the ground but was pointing upwards scanning the skies.

RAF Radar Chief: I Saw a UFO Fleet

Wing Commander Alan Turner, 64, said colleagues sat stunned when 35 super-fast vessels appeared on their screens.

Wing Cmdr Turner, who was a chief operator of the RAF’s radar system for 29 years, said the craft were equally spaced and shot from 3,000ft to 60,000ft at almost 300mph.

Incredibly, every few seconds one of the UFOs would suddenly vanish from radar and be replaced by an identical vessel moments later.

Wing Cmdr Turner said six military radars, plus operators at Heathrow, spotted the UFOs east of Salisbury Plain and filed reports on the unexplained phenomenon in 1971.

Why No Military Response to Radar Unknown Headed to Bush Crawford Ranch?

After hundreds of research hours, in July 2008 Glen Schulze and Robert Powell released their formal report through MUFON, the Mutual UFO Network, that includes graphics, which can be seen in its entirety at the MUFON website, www.mufon.com.

Glen Schulze and Robert Powell did find FAA radar unknowns that don’t match up to any known civilian or military aircraft. One unknown traveled for nearly an hour very slowly on a straight track toward the President George W. Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas, east of Stephenville. Part 2

Two Pennsylvania Hunters Encounter Strange Lights and Lime Green Glowing Humanoid

Western Pennsylvania has long been haunted by the mysterious phenomena of Bigfoot, large, black panthers, unidentified aerial craft in the skies and non-human beings on the ground – including most recently a lime green, glowing humanoid. Early Saturday morning October 4, 2008, two hunters were in the Clarion River Lake forest region of Elk County, Pennsylvania, about 60 miles northwest of State College. The sun was not up. One hunter had on a hat light and the other hunter had on a Mini-Mag light. Out of the darkness ahead appeared two greenish-blue lights. Over the next five minutes, the hunters were stunned by what happened.

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“I have never heard so many coyotes howling like that ever before, even though I’m in the woods quite a bit.”

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“Then within a few minutes of seeing the single beam of light, all of a sudden appears about ten individual beams of light that just suddenly appear. They are flashing around and seem to be originating from the same point in that area of the woods. What’s kind of unusual is that it didn’t give the hunters an impression of some one walking around as if trying to find their path through the woods. It wasn’t like someone was moving around carrying something.”

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“As they are watching these beams of light, all of a sudden their attention is drawn to what appears to be a glowing, human-like figure that appears right in the area where the beams had originated.”

1,000,000 Fax on Washington

While running for president in 1976 Jimmy Carter mentioned his 1969 UFO sighting which he reported to the International UFO Bureau in 1973. Later in the campaign he stated he would, “make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and scientists.” After he was elected approximately 10,000 letters arrived at the White House calling on the new President to follow through on that promise. This created quite a stir and prompted the Carter White House to sign off on two extraterrestrial studies – both of which were resisted and quietly shut down by the Department of Defense and other agencies. The Cold War would not be over for another 14 years. It was too soon.

If 10,000 letters in 1977 launched two ET studies, what might 1 million letters, faxes and emails in November of 2008 accomplish?

Formal acknowledgement of an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race – Disclosure – is close at hand and already under consideration by elements within the United States Government. But it is not a fait accompli. It could be withheld due to events or loss of political will. It is critical the American people act in concert now to help close the deal. There has never been a more profound opportunity for you to make a difference and change the course of history.