Archive for May, 2009

Fantomas – Twin Peaks (Fire Walk With Me)

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 30th, 2009

A Petition to Allow Marriage Between Humans and Anime Characters

While there are many folks who prefer warm blooded humans, some just prefer the 2 dimensional – so much in fact that they would rather marry one. A petition will be submitted to the Japanese government upon the collection of one million signatures asking for law to be passed making it legal to marry a 2 dimensional character.

(From Danny Choo, via BoingBoing)

Sounds like a party.

(Of course, there are those who say these fictional characters are actually 5-dimensional.)

Click here to sign the petition!

Dust Comes Alive in Space

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 27th, 2009

There is an article on nonorganic matter and DNA in zero gravity conditions that I’ve been wanting to post here for a while, and now feels like the perfect time.

Dust Comes Alive in Space

Scientists have discovered that inorganic material can take on the characteristics of living organisms in space, a development that could transform views of alien life.

An international panel from the Russian Academy of Sciences, the Max Planck institute in Germany and the University of Sydney found that galactic dust could form spontaneously into helixes and double helixes and that the inorganic creations had memory and the power to reproduce themselves.

What I love about this is that it completely changes the odds on life existing outside our solar system. If planets are not needed for life to evolve, then life could be anywhere or everywhere out there for us to discover. The possibilities are truly fantastic.

What’s happening in all those nebulas and cosmic gas clouds out there that we’re not yet seeing?

Bonus links:

Meteorites Brought DNA “Ancestors” to Earth

Humans and Aliens Might Share DNA Roots

The Earliest Genetic Materials May Have Come From the Stars

Your Magic Touched Me. . . NIGHTS

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 25th, 2009

It started with Your Magic Touched Me, the tale of the great Shuzuki Thornburg and his showdown with the evil David Blaine.

But the fans wanted more of Shuzuki. They wanted to know what he did in his free time, what he did after the sun went down, after all those days spent helping people and changing their lives.

It turns out he was a badass sex crimes investigator.

Starring series creator Ryan Nagata as magician Shuzuki Thornburg, and Derek Walters from Bob Odenkirk’s Derek and Simon (Odenkirk appears in the series finale) as his crime fighting partner – This is Your Magic Touced Me: Nights!

Robot Styles

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 22nd, 2009

Robot Penguins are Coming to Our Seas and Skies

Using their flippers, the mechanical penguins can paddle through water just like real ones, while larger helium-filled designs can “swim” through the air. The penguins are on show at the Hannover Messe Trade Exhibition in Germany.

Each penguin carries 3D sonar developed by EvoLogics in Berlin, Germany, which is used to monitor its surroundings and avoid collisions with walls or other penguins.

IBM to Build New Supercomputer that can Win on Jeopardy

IBM, not content to merely crush the spirits of chess masters like Garry Kasparov, have started working with Jeopardy! to create a supercomputer that will undoubtedly answer questions more accurately than Sean Connery.

The supercomputer, dubbed simply as a “Question Answering” system, is named Watson. Designers believe it will have the speed and “understanding” necessary to research, buzz in, and then answer questions fast enough to compete on the popular game show.

The Hagetaka Bipedal Combat Robot

Remember when we teased you with a stack of RX-64 servos? Well its time to unveil a bit more of what we’re working on for the upcoming Mech Warfare competition at Robogames 2009. Meet Hagetaka; a 7DOF per leg biped built around the powerful RX-64 servo from Robotis. This robot boasts 14 RX-64s, 2 RX-28s, a custom aluminum chassis machined by sponsor Big Blue Saw, an onboard linux based Gumstix computer with a PS3 Sixaxis controller , a WiFi video server using a Headplay Personal Cinema System for remote piloting, and of course dual automatic airsoft guns. Video and more info will be available in the near future.

Mech Warfare at Robogames 2009

Mech Warfare is a robotic competition unlike any seen before.

Our goal is to create a real-life robotic combat competition that mirrors the scenarios found in Sci-Fi universes such as Battletech, Warhammer 40k and Armored Core.

This competition will pit participants against each other, piloting custom designed 1/24th scale robots- armed with Airsoft weapon systems and higher end weapons such as micro rockets, flame throwers and CO2 projectile weapon systems.

Italy Aims to Send Swarm-Bots to the Moon

The idea to compete for the Google Lunar X Prize crystallized around the vision of Alberto Rovetta, a professor of robot mechanics at Politecnico di Milano. Rovetta’s designs for lunar robots resemble skittering spiders or crabs that could deploy as a swarm of mobile cameras and sensors on both legs and wheels.

Such unorthodox designs may help the team seize the Google Lunar X Prize, which requires teams to land a robot on the moon, move at least 1,640 feet (500 meters) and beam high definition views back to Earth.

Robots Could Prepare Moon Outpost Sites

A new type of lunar robots is being designed which could help prepare locations on the Moon for human outposts and landing pads. With supervised autonomy, small robots the size of riding mowers and weighing 300 kg or less could prepare a site in about 6 months, says a new study by Astrobotic Technology Inc. in cooperation with Carnegie Mellon University’s Robotics Institute.

Disinformation Interviews the Eyeborg

The episode features an interview with cyborg filmmaker Rob Spence. We discuss Rob’s successful integration of a wireless video camera into his prosthetic eye, the documentary he is making about the project, the concept of transhumanism, and his previous film, Let’s All Hate Toronto. Witness the rise of the EyeBorg, this week on Disinfomation: The Podcast.

He Replaced His Finger with a Memory Stick

Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB “finger drive” to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution and the Freddy Got Fingered movie as part of his hand.

Robot Gardeners

The idea for tending to a garden without human hands came from work done by Nikolaus Correll, a postdoctoral assistant working in MIT Professor Daniela Rus’ Distributed Robotics Lab. Correll saw the possible applications of swarm robotics to an agricultural environment and thus the idea grew into a course in which students created robots capable of tending a small garden of tomatoes. Each robot is outfitted with a robotic arm and a watering pump, while the plants themselves are equipped with local soil sensing, networking and computation. This affords them the ability to communicate: plants can request water or nutrients and keep track of their conditions, including fruit produced; robots are able to minister to their charges, locate and pick a specific tomato, and even pollinate the plants.

Is Terminator Salvation an Oxymoron?

The Department of Defense (DoD) is also financing studies of autonomous, or self-governing, armed robots that could find and destroy targets on their own. On-board computer programs, not flesh-and-blood people, would decide whether to fire their weapons. “The trend is clear – warfare will continue and autonomous robots will ultimately be deployed in its conduct,” says Ron Arkin, a robotics expert at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta. Arkin advocates the development of an ethical guidance system or “ethical governor” akin to the governors used to control steam engines.

Searching for Gundam. . .

A giant Gundam is being constructed near Odaiba, Japan.

Robexotica

Robots that serve cocktails. That’s the premise behind the Roboexotica festival in Vienna, Austria, which unites two things cherished by nerds around the globe — alcohol and DIY robotics.

Arab Scientists Want You To Friend your Robot

..building a meaningful relationship with a robot may soon get easier if Nikolaos Mavridis and pals from the Interactive Robots and Media Lab at the United Arab Emirates University have anything to do with it. They say the key to building a longer, meaningful relationship with a robot is to become embedded in the same network of shared friends and together build a pool of shared memories that you can both refer to. Just like a real friend.

. . .

They’re planning to implement their programme in a humanoid robot called IbnSina (see picture), that they have developed at their lab.

Shorts – The New Film by Robert Rodriguez

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 22nd, 2009

Robert Rodriguez, the writer and director of such films as Desperado, Sin City, and Spy Kids, has just released the trailer for his newest movie, Shorts, about a group of kids in a darkly-idealized suburban community discovering a wish-granting rainbow stone from the stars.

Is there any other director out there who can move so effortlessly between children’s movies and action/horror films?

And speaking of his children’s movies, it turns out that The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl is being continued as a series of children’s novels.

Shark Boy and Lava Girl Adventures: Book 1: The Day Dreamer

Sharkboy and Lavagirl Adventures: Vol. 2: Return to Planet Drool

Max’s Journal: The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

Link:

Robert Rodriguez’s Troublemaker Publishing

New Music from The Alliance

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 19th, 2009

New music has been uploaded to The Alliance MySpace page. Ten rocking tracks including a few that have never been released.

Listen Now. . .

The new album is coming soon.

Gef the Talking Mongoose

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 18th, 2009

I discovered Gef the Talking Mongoose while looking for tulpas on Facebook. Clearly his story was too fantastic, I had to write a link to it.

Gef the Talking Mongoose on Facebook


“I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you’d faint, you’d be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt.” (Gef the talking Mongoose)

During the early 1930′s, a family living in a remote farmhouse on the Isle of Man claimed multiple encounters with an elusive 79-yr-old talking mongoose named Gef.

Gef was investigated by the two leading psychic researchers of the era – Harry Price and Nandor Fodor – neither of whom were able to draw any definitive conclusions about the case.

Whether cryptid or poltergeist, tulpa or hoax, Gef was undeniably one thing – utterly unique. Let us join together to celebrate the wit and wisdom of this archetypal trickster!

Gef- The Eighth Wonder of the World

Who – or what – was Gef the talking mongoose? Was he merely “a little extra, extra clever mongoose” as he once claimed? Or was he – as he claimed on another occasion – truly “the eighth wonder of the world”?

Some think Gef was a poltergeist. Some think he was a demonic spirit. And then again, some think he was no more than a bizarre Folie à Deux created by a lonely adolescent girl and her father.

Whatever Gef was, he deserves his place in the Fortean pantheon of immortal tricksters. For above all, he was a bringer of mischief and mirth – a challenge to authority and a subverter of mundanity.

“If you knew what I know, you’d know a hell of a lot,” Gef once remarked. Amen to that.

The Quotable Gef

“I am not a spirit. I am a little extra, extra clever mongoose.”

“I am a ghost in the form of a weasel, and I shall haunt you with weird noises and clanking chains.”

“I’ll split the atom! I am the fifth dimension! I am the eighth wonder of the world!”

From a discussion on the Facebook group

I’ve just read a good page about
Hinzelmann, a sort of house spirit that haunted a household in Germany in 1582. The page is here.

Occasionally, Hinzelmann would take the form of a black marten and boast that no one could catch him. I also offer these two quotes for comparison:

Hinzelmann:

“If thou here wilt let me stay,
Good luck shalt thou have alway;
But if hence thou wilt me chase,
Luck will ne’er come near the place.”

Gef: “If you are kind to me, I will bring you good luck. If you are not kind, I shall kill all your poultry. I can get them wherever you put them!”

I wonder if this kind of behavior is M.O. for ermine house spirits.

From Gef the Talking Mongoose’s entry on Wikipedia

Voirrey Irving, who took Gef under her wing, died in 2005. In an interview published late in life, she maintained that Gef was not her creation.

And something I discovered while researching Gef – Hoover the Talking Seal

Hoover (1971? — July 25, 1985) was a harbor seal who was able to imitate basic human speech.

Hoover was an orphan when he was found by George and Alice Swallow in Maine in 1971. George and Alice decided to take him home. At first the baby seal didn’t want to eat, but soon he ate at the pace of a vacuum cleaner (hence his name). When Hoover outgrew the bathtub, he was transferred to the pond outside their house where he began to imitate people’s voices. Again he was moved, this time to the New England Aquarium, where he told visitors to “Get outta here!” in a thick New England accent.

Thanks to this, he became famous, and appeared in publications like Reader’s Digest and The New Yorker and television programs like Good Morning America.

Where’s your precious science now?

Invasion of the Jelly-Men

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 18th, 2009

Invasion of the Jelly-Men

Four small dark-blue creatures “like protozoa” were “hopping and jumping around the saucer like globs of animated jelly”. The 4-ft-tall entities were “lead-gray” in colour and had no visible limbs. Without warning, they rushed at the Swedes and tried to herd them towards the disc.

Ryberg punched one of the gelatinous assailants but found that his arm merely sank into it up to the elbow.

. . .

At sunset on July 22, ‘Trevor’ set out to climb Wyfla Hill; a prominent local landmark. He reached the summit to find a transparent dome-shaped object, 40 feet in diameter, pulsating with bright unfamiliar colours. Inside stood two small beings resembling lumps of jelly.

A hatch opened in the dome, and one of the entities flopped out and began to undulate towards the teenager.

. . .

The teenager was so shocked by the encounter that he temporarily lost his voice and suffered from intermittent hysterical blindness. It took a bevy of doctors and psychologists months to restore his former good health.

Via The Cosmic Jokers

A few more links from that site:

The Vegetable People
The Silver Dancers in the Road
In the Hall of the Lizard King
The Glowing Giant
An Alien at the Door
Night of the Living Dolls
The Robot on Top of the Mountain

UFOs and World Leaders

Posted by KirkUltra7 on May 18th, 2009

Reagan and Gorbachev Agreed to Defend the Earth Against Alien Invasion

“From the fireside house, President Reagan suddenly said to me, ‘What would you do if the United States were suddenly attacked by someone from outer space? Would you help us?’

“I said, ‘No doubt about it.’”

“He said, ‘We too.’”

“So that’s interesting,” Gorbachev said to much laughter.

He then said to Shultz, “I’m sorry for having interrupted you, but it was an interesting moment.”

Rose concurred.

Link